1. A parking space is like a lawsuit... once you get one you don't want to lose it.
2. Parking at the mall is like the waiting room of a psychiatrist... a collection of people seeking validation.
3. A parking ticket is like bird poop... someting undesirable that shows up unexpectedly on your windshield.
4. Being a parking manager is like a squirrel getting ready to hibernate... you've got to keep track of a zillion nuts.
5. Parking is like paint-by-numbers... results are best when you stay inside the lines.
6. A parking meter is like a pet dog... if you don't feed it then it could come back to bite you later.
7. A manual parking operation is like the BP oil spill... leakage everywhere, no accountability, and a mess that will take years to clean up!
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