Welcome to 2010! Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Every year many folks set out with the best of intentions to start off the new year. And sometimes these stick... but mostly they don't.
In fact the same New Year's Resolutions seem to crop up every year with alarming popularity. You can find
lots of them online. However in order to put a "parking spin" on them, here are my suggestions for the Top Eight New Year's Resolutions for a Parking Office.
Eight New Year's Resolutions for the Parking Office
1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends
You're a parking office. You don't have any friends. You do, however, have scofflaws. Spend more time with them instead - they'll love you for it!
2. Get Fit
Regular exercise is the key to being fit. What does a parking office do to get fit?
Lifting weights will help get fit. And not too many things weigh more than a car! So lifting cars is what we need - lifting them right over to the towing compound. That's the resolution: towing three reps of 10 cars each and every day.
3. Lose Weight
Statistics show that people are overweight. Even obese. They need to lose some weight. But how does a parking office lose weight?
Most parking operations have filing cabinets full of paper records. I say "who needs 'em?" Filing cabinets are fat and heavy. Ditch the filing cabinets, shred the papers, and you'll feel much lighter. (Side benefit: paperless office).
4. Quit Smoking
If the parking office is smoking then it's probably on fire. Run!
5. Enjoy Life More
The parking office is a go-go-go operation. Stop and smell the flowers once and a while.
Close the office for a week, stop enforcing, and raise the gates. You'll feel better afterwards and your parkers will love you for it! (Or at least during the resuting parking free-for-all they'll get an appreciation for the services that you actually do provide.)
6. Quit Drinking
We all know that parking and booze go together like hot dogs and buns. Skip this resolution because you're just going to break it at the next parking conference.
7. Get Out of Debt
Most parking offices have lots of debt. If you have a garage, you have debt. Or a municipal bond. Or parking management software (from the other guys, of course - our stuff is very reasonably priced). Debt. Debt. Debt.
Bottom line: You couldn't sell enough permits and collect enough citations in a hundred years to get out your office out of debt. So suck it up and see resolution #6 as a coping mechanism.
8. Learn Something New
Aha! A resolution we can actually do something about. But what to learn... hmmm.
Learning another langugage is cool and never goes out of style. Sometimes an accent even makes you sound more sophisticated.
Latin is always a popular choice. Many people have even heard of it. You can re-do all your parking materials and brochures in latin too. And you can even change your phone system greeting: "Pulsus 1 pro latin vel 2 pro english secuutus per talentum."
Follow these resolutions and you're well on your way to a better 2010. Happy New Year!